Or better yet...we could buy "Corner Dolls." I saw my first Corner Doll when while tailgating before a UCLA game at the Rosebowl in college. As I was walking by the RV section where the rich people tailgate (you know - the kind who think drinking wine and eating cheese and crackers is tail-gating and have never heard of shot-gunning a beer), I noticed these "children" facing up against the RV. It was the size of a child. It was wearing children's clothing. And I hope not to offend any of the Corner Doll fans among my blog readers, but these are honestly the creepiest things I have ever seen. Here's one:
Maybe I will tell him to get me jewelry and I'll get him a watch instead.